Today I...
Put facial foam on my body puff scrub
Forgot how to write my surname in Chinese
Signed my signature wrongly
Walked from the bathroom to my room... thrice... and forgot what I was suppose to take for two of those times
Could not recall what I ate previously
Could not spell avocado
Opened the fridge and forgot what I was looking for
Looked high and low for my keys, before realising that they were with me... in my jeans pocket
Wrote in my diary with a marker
